How the Ball Balls Dropped: Road Bakers

 

Awww. There, there Wesley Matthews. LeBron's made tons of others cry before. A whole city even.

Heat (107), Trail Blazers (100) OT

Wes Matthews and the rest of the banged up Portland crew almost stopped yet another attempt from Miami for a Baker's D. Andre Miller missed two attempts to win it at regulation, and LeBron owned the Blazers in the extra period with his long bomb daggers (that sounds like a real weapon in an adventure game or some'in). 4 more straight W's on the road for the Heatles and that record of 16 straight victories away from home held by the Lakers for 39 years now will be pwned.

Knicks (87), Lakers (109)

Whoah. I knew these teams will go at it, but I didn't expect a clothesline and an ejection. Ron-ron threw his arms up which just so happened kinda wrapped around Amar'e's neck as he went hard at the basket, earning himself a flagrant-1. Bynum got ejected after vehemently complaining about a call, and the rest of the game was plain out physical. The Knicks couldn't do anything about 2 seven-footers clogging the lane and went sour from everywhere else that spelled their demise. Can't wait for BigApple-Tinseltown II.

Warriors (91), Clippers (105)

GG. We'll be hearing a lot of that from Gordon and Griffin pretty soon. The Clips have really started to click as they outplayed Golden State in this one. Not much in it though, except for Davis and Radmanovic fighting over which beard is better.

 

Hornets (96), Nuggets (87)

8 measly points in 33 minutes of action going 3 of 11 from the field, the trade talks have finally gotten to Carmelo Anthony. With the recent developments, you just know it's getting to this team's mental focus. Do not rejoice for this win Hornets fans, you're next.

Kings (112), Raptors (118)

Bargs and DeRozan with 30 and 28 respectively, and Sacramento started a hoodahell player in Jermaine Taylor in place of Tyreke Evans. Yep, that pretty much explains the way things happened.

Timberwolves (94), Spurs (91)

You gotta give it to these Wolves. Though they've never come out with a victory, they always seem to put up a fight against the NBA's best team record-wise today. Even without Beasley, Minnesota still had two chances to tie the game. Also, this Spurs Bench needs a nickname. I still feel that the "Renegades" is a bit over the top for the Lakers' bench, and I think we can come up with something better for Pop's boys. (There we go! The Popoboys!)

Cavaliers (100), Suns (108)

When it rains it pours. Though for Cleveland, when it snows it blizzards seem more appropriate. They just lost Anderson Varejao for the rest of the season with an injury, and they just lost for the 20th time in 21 tries, and are 8-29 overall for the season. Cleveland was lead by Manny "Hoodahell?" Harris with 27pts. Pretty soon, the whole of Cleveland will be "hoodahell?" for the rest of the NBA fans.