I aint really sure if it's good or bad news, but yo 'sup ball ballers! I'm back with the previews. Mah' boy RuBio's got a battle with the net, so I say sorry to his fans coz MJ's all you gon' get. So I'mma do all I can, I'mma try real hard, and take a shot at the ryhmin' of the Spanish superstar. Now I'mma show the skillz and I'mma rock the right rhymes, now hold on to yo' seats, coz it's Ball Ball Time!
The Watcha-Balls (The this-gon'-be-fo-shizza games)
Cleveland Cavaliers at Los Angeles Lakers
This game aint really a watcha-ball by the standards of today, but goin' back to just a year ago these puppets had another say. But now things have kinda changed, and for Cleveland it's for the worse. This'd prolly be a blowout by the end of the first. Even with a full line-up, I don't think they have a chance, against the bouncin' back gettin' healthy back-to-back champs.
New York Knicks at Portland Trailblazers
Portland's banged up, but that's what we said before. Before Aldridge and Matthews started lighting up the scoreboard. Now we wait and see what the Blazers can do against the Big Apple boys aka Amar'e and crew.
Phoenix Suns at Denver Nuggets
I think we've fin'ly reached the climax of the Melo-drama, we gon' def'nitely see change, aint that right mista' Obama? But until Denver and the Nets fin'ly pull the trigger, let's hope the Nuggets and the Suns give us a high scorin' thriller.
The Tolera-Balls (The aint-that-shizzo-but-shizzo-enough games)
San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves
A whole lotta Lovin if ya' know what I mean, just took the league by storm, can't say the same for his team. The Wolves gots the least and the Spurs the most wins, but that don't really matter once the game begins. Coz' there's always a fight whenever these two meet, let's see if 'Sota fin'ly gets one from this west elite.
Sacramento Kings at Washington Wizards
Ya' may be scratchin ya' head why i dubbed thee as tollera-ball, coz by the look o' their records these two are just plain terrible. But what I really wanna see in this basketball brawl is the mini-reunion of Cousins and Wall. Two rooks a-gunnin for the price called ROY, but they gon' have to do a lot to catch up with mah' boy.
The Forgetta-Balls (The aint-feelin-the-shizzo games)
Indiana Pacers at Philadelphia 76ers
Two eastern mediocres but they're seventh and eighth, that's just how it is in the Eastern landscape.
Milwaukee Bucks at Atlanta Hawks
This game was cancelled because o' the weather. I guess even God didn't really wanna watch it either.
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